“Vance…. Vance… big brother…”

“WHAT DID YOU DO TO ELON, DONNIE!?”

Ridiculous. Everyone knows it’s to commemorate Foxy Boxing, when a foxy boxer at a high-end strip club in Rhode Island sued her employer after her silicone breast implants were ruptured in a fight.

sensitive dickheads?

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You ever notice how Troy McLure breakdances like this, while Dr Zaius breakdances like this?

Ha, you fool! It’s your cuteness on a scale of 10

Animorphs? At this time of the millenium? Located entirely within this 196 community?

I mean it worked. I don’t see any witches

Oh fun stuff, in Canada and the USA, the governments actually gave companies hundreds of millions dollars to build fibre optic networks. The companies proceeded to do NOTHING and the governments did nothing about it.

I’d look it up to back up my sources, but my internet connection is so slow. I’d call that irony, IF ONLY I COULD LOOK UP THE DEFINITION

Two words: yes

are you saying we’re inside his body right now?

Also, “Pierre” also means “rock” in french, so his name could be translated to “Stone Wolf Clawed”

Are those coffee stains or are you just spilly to see me

oh that chicken fucker would

Some people don’t want to conform to your leg-prisons to appease your draconian fashion sense

It’s the same combination on my luggage!

So the issue is that there are SO many factors. Bones have nothing to do with it, it’s more about genetics. Things like myostatin proteins limit muscle growth. Animals that have mutated disruptions to the development of the protein have higher muscle mass - look up Belgium Blue cattle, you’ll see some BIG cows there.

Steroids help you recover more quickly, making it easier for you to work out more, and therefore put on more muscle. Not everyone is going to look like Arnold or Channing Tatum, your muscle distribution is going to vary entirely on your genetics, but you can absolutely look like a monster. You might just put on mass easier on your quads and your chest than your shoulders and calves, for example. Hyper-focusing on these elements will also warp your perspective. Sizes for gloves are arbitrary, so you might also be severely distorting your self-image. There’s a lot of different factors to consider.

Your bones got nothing to do with it. If you pushed your training and dieting to the maximum, you could look like the Hulk… if you started to abuse steroids. Else-wise, the most you’ll do is look fit.

Get in the depression region of collective human consciousness, Shinji

Ah, the art of bushit-o

That title strained my peepers

Though I’m glad they’re making a recovery, I’m also in favour of arming the birds to help them fight back