Sounds likes it’s a lot better than being hooked on heroin.

Asian markets will do just fine.

Did you look under the Pentagon?

Why the fuck didn’t that come to a head the first time they failed audits? America failed us a long time ago.

Depends on which bubble pops. If its the climate one first, we are all royally fucked.

We’ve settled on Mongolian Beef. Mongo for short. Fits his personality. He’s a goddamned terror.

Isn’t it a facade already? This dude should have been impeached 200 times over. Its literally being held captive by Nazis who refuse to take action.

I did. And we have a dog named salmon burger. Sam for short. Still vetoed for fucks sake.

How do you fall for that? Lmao

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Y’all are thirsty as fuck

Free parts.

Like I said, nothing local.

Exactly.

Almost like its made for deeply unserious people who take themselves seriously.

But if lawmakers didnt constantly push out completely ineffective laws that cause problems, then what else would they do with their time? Effectively govern? Fucking nonsense.

Hm its almost like slaves aren’t quality labor or something. Weird.

Does he expect trump to be dead?

Is this about avoiding prison again?

Yeah. They do on occasion, kind of a weird situation though.

There’s an easy legal loophole.

When you seize their phone, tell them your passcode is explicitly not the destruction code, and do not answer any more questions besides insisting this.

When they inevitability try to put in the only thing you mentioned, its entirely their fault for the erase.

Your milage may vary depending on financial class.

Yeah kinda. AI sucks ass at long form writing still.