Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 21 days agoI wonder if you'd be able to speak more clearly if your parents were second cousins instead of first.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareI wonder if you'd be able to speak more clearly if your parents were second cousins instead of first.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 21 days agoOops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down12
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareOops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 25 days agoYou're an audacious, ideologically unsound, presumptuous mother fucker.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareYou're an audacious, ideologically unsound, presumptuous mother fucker.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 25 days agoYou look like you struggle with simple tasks.message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareYou look like you struggle with simple tasks.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 25 days agoGood story, but in what chapter do you shut up?message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down12
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareGood story, but in what chapter do you shut up?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Deflated0ne@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agoYou are a tragic waste of functioning organs.message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareYou are a tragic waste of functioning organs.Deflated0ne@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 25 days agoHey, train wreck, this isn't your station.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down12
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHey, train wreck, this isn't your station.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoThy wit's as thick as Tewksburry mustard.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down11
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThy wit's as thick as Tewksburry mustard.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoI don’t have the patience or the crayons to explain this to you.message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down12
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareI don’t have the patience or the crayons to explain this to you.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoYou have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down13
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareYou have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoThe village called. They'd like their idiot back. You better get going.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down12
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareThe village called. They'd like their idiot back. You better get going.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoYour actually a cereal killer because each time you pour cereal, your ugly face literally kills the cereal just by looking at it.message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down16
arrow-up1-4arrow-down1message-squareYour actually a cereal killer because each time you pour cereal, your ugly face literally kills the cereal just by looking at it.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoKeep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareKeep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoAhh, now that reminds me of the other day, when I was having sex with your wife.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareAhh, now that reminds me of the other day, when I was having sex with your wife.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoYou must have been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareYou must have been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a bitch.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a bitch.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoYou are as thick as manure and only half as useful.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou are as thick as manure and only half as useful.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoYour mouth has the same function like an asshole, it spits shit.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareYour mouth has the same function like an asshole, it spits shit.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoThey say an apple never falls far from the tree. But in your case, a turd never falls far from the ass.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThey say an apple never falls far from the tree. But in your case, a turd never falls far from the ass.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoAs an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareAs an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink