• rmuk@feddit.uk
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    13 days ago

    It’s the Express, so you can safely ignore it.

    Recent front page headlines from the Express (if some of these aren’t real yet, they will be at some point):

    • Evil EU Bastards Forcing Millions Of Innocent Brits Out Of Retirement Homes
    • Revealed: Why The Woke Leftist BBC Won’t Heap Praise On The Neo-Nazis
    • Statins Found To Cure Cancer, But Why Won’t The NHS Supply Them?
    • Out-Of-Touch Woke BBC Bosses Ban Cockfighting
    • Frage BLASTS Starmer, EU: “Britain Should Be Free To Take Statins.”
    • Join The Express’s Campain To Get LIFESAVING STATINS On The NHS.
    • EXPOSED: The £1,000,000-a-Night Hotel That Illegal Immigants Are Being Housed Near
    • Farage Hails Latest Brexit Victory: “It Hurt The EU Too”
    • Statins Add Ninety Years To Life, But Kier Starmer, EU Wants You Dead
    • Exclusive: BBC Pervert Bosses License Fee Funded Sex Pit Imagined.
    • So-Called NHS So-Called Experts Say: Statins Dangerous. The Express Says: Hunt Them.
    • Collapsing EU in SHAMBLES As Trade Deal Blows Up In Their Dirty Foreign Faces As Euro PLUMMETS 0.002%
    • Farage: Trade Deal Deaths “Will Only Make Britain Stronger”
    • Express Success: NHS Statin Trial To Begin.
    • Another Brexit Victory: Brown People Die At Sea
    • NHS Statin Deaths: Why Did Kier Starmer, EU Do This To Us?
    • All Foreigners Are Rapists

    Tom Hunt, if you’re reading this, I’ve just done your job for the next year.