I am supportive of you being Canadian
Is this Windows95?
“What’s your gender?”
“Canadian.”
“No, who do you like?”
“Donuts.”
“No no, what’s in your pants?”
“Polite manners.”
“No, no, I’m talking about your genitals.”
“Oh, you mean Tim Horton’s?”
“what’s in your pants?”
“a party you’re not invited to”
A Simp, Got It.
We are sorry to hear you are disappointed with the Canadian gender identity. Please hold if you wish to express your concerns to one of our agents. Alternatively, courses on the benefits and challenges of being Canadian and what it means to be hockeysexual are available in English and French. Completion of the course grants access to free-but-slow healthcare and a $25 Tim Hortons gift card.
Please hold if you wish to express your disappointment to one of our agents.
I just want to say replacing fig leaves with maple leaves is rough because it leaves a bunch of sticky on your junk.
Maple syrup on your junk is a proud Canadian Thanksgiving tradition.
One assumes it’s either customary or law not to ask if it’s not relevant.
No worries
Our country reeks of trees / our Yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beefcarcasses.
