ZeroCool@feddit.ch to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoAshton Kutcher Resigns From His Anti-Child Sex Abuse Organization Amid Danny Masterson Support Backlashwww.etonline.comexternal-linkmessage-square260fedilinkarrow-up1796arrow-down117
arrow-up1779arrow-down1external-linkAshton Kutcher Resigns From His Anti-Child Sex Abuse Organization Amid Danny Masterson Support Backlashwww.etonline.comZeroCool@feddit.ch to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square260fedilink
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eecakelinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down3·10 months agoCan I try that forktorch that’s behind the counter?
minus-squareBizarroland@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoDamn it jerkface, I told you not to go handing out the forktorch. I don’t care that you asked for id, the forktorch is for VIP ragers only.
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eecakelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoI’ve got four stamps on my Valued Customer card! This is ridiculous. I need to speak to your manager now!
Can I try that forktorch that’s behind the counter?
I’ll need to see some ID.
Damn it jerkface, I told you not to go handing out the forktorch. I don’t care that you asked for id, the forktorch is for VIP ragers only.
I’ve got four stamps on my Valued Customer card! This is ridiculous. I need to speak to your manager now!