bratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThis world is cruel…feddit.orgimagemessage-square511fedilinkarrow-up11.24Karrow-down116
arrow-up11.23Karrow-down1imageThis world is cruel…feddit.orgbratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square511fedilink
minus-square299792458ms@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up239·2 months agoWhat do you mean Linux is not in the list?
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up111·2 months agoIt’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·2 months agoHuman contact? Ewww, no.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoHumans? Disgusting. Furries? OwO!
minus-squarescarilog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·2 months agodate; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep
minus-squareⓂ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agocat is watching you the whole time, judging…
minus-squareMeatsOfRage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up82·2 months ago“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down1·2 months agoThen when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
minus-square𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·2 months ago“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoWhen you propose it comes with an SLA
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoImagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
minus-squarejmcs@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoThat usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.
What do you mean Linux is not in the list?
It’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
man touchHuman contact?
Ewww, no.
Humans? Disgusting.
Furries? OwO!
date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleepArt 👌
cat is watching you the whole time, judging…
“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
When you propose it comes with an SLA
Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
sploosh
That usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.