I wish I didn’t have to tell the expert artisanal sandwich craftsman how to make the sandwich step by step.
“I’d like a number 5”
-What bread?
“Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”
-Toasted?
“Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”
-What meat?
“Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”
-What veggies?
“Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”
-What cheese?
“Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”
-What sauce?
“Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”
Why bother selling meals if each component requires a conversation. The fucking meal option should skip that bulshit unless initially ordered as such. ‘I’d like a number 5 with everything different than advertised’
I wish I didn’t have to tell the expert artisanal sandwich craftsman how to make the sandwich step by step. “I’d like a number 5”
-What bread? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”
-Toasted? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”
-What meat? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”
-What veggies? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”
-What cheese? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”
-What sauce? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”
Why bother selling meals if each component requires a conversation. The fucking meal option should skip that bulshit unless initially ordered as such. ‘I’d like a number 5 with everything different than advertised’