🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agoAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square217linkfedilinkarrow-up1844arrow-down142
arrow-up1802arrow-down1imageAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agomessage-square217linkfedilink
minus-squareinv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 year agoGPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
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minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 year agoEhh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoInsert authentication dildo to continue.
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoOr anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoIs this how Russians call the iPhone gay?
GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
The flashlight to.
The flashlight to where?
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Ehh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
new kind of biometrics?
Insert authentication dildo to continue.
Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?