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loopy@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

this was my favorite as a phlebotomist

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this was my favorite as a phlebotomist

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    Is that a kink or a profession?

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      Yes.

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        Thank you for observing all safety precautions.

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          continues staring at warning label no problem!

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    I would think it would be calling yourself a professional vampire

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