Schumer relented one day after he vowed Senate Democrats would thwart the "partisan" measure, saying the "chaos" of a government shutdown would be a worse option.
Shumer attempts to tag in, but Garland refuses to leave! What’s this, a double team!? Wow look at them go! They’re both on their knees crying at Trump’s feet! Listen to them cry “What can we do for you sir? I’m sorry Dear Leader! I love you! Mr Johnson let’s see your johnson, we can polish it for you, we’ll do it live on national TV!”
Shumer attempts to tag in, but Garland refuses to leave! What’s this, a double team!? Wow look at them go! They’re both on their knees crying at Trump’s feet! Listen to them cry “What can we do for you sir? I’m sorry Dear Leader! I love you! Mr Johnson let’s see your johnson, we can polish it for you, we’ll do it live on national TV!”
TIL Garland and Schumer are just lusty argonian maids. It really, REALLY makes sense all of a sudden.