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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

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Critical Damage

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前
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  • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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    I use counter spell of smoking a bong.

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      Bong

    • pebbles@sh.itjust.works
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      Normally you smoke the weed.

      • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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        Yeah if you only want to get high, the true magic comes from smoking the bong.

        • pebbles@sh.itjust.works
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          Damn, I still have so much to learn.

  • ClockworkN@lemmy.world
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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    Counter with awareness of the alternative:

    • wise_pancake@lemmy.cadeleted by creator
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      That Exxon sign is ridiculously tall.

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        If memory serves, this is Breezewood, PA; about the middle of the state of Pennsylvania, along the PA turnpike. It’s an easy on/off between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia that doesn’t sell you convenience food at turnpike rest stop captive prices.

        Anyway, central to west PA is Appalachian mountains, and this part of Breezewood is at the bottom of a valley. The sign is tall so you can see it east and westbound from the turnpike.

        I don’t know why I shared this information.

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          I’m glad you did. From my perspective, this could have been any exit off I-25 from Denver to Albuquerque.

          Glad to know we’re all in the same boat.

          Also, we should fix the boat.

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        So people driving cross-state on the freeway can see it and suddenly realize they have to pee.

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        This is America (skrrt, skrrt, woo)

        Don’t catch you slippin’ now (ayy)

        Look how I’m livin’ now

        Police be trippin’ now (woo)

        Yeah, this is America (woo, ayy)

        Guns in my area (word, my area)

        I got the strap (ayy, ayy)

        I gotta carry 'em

        Yeah, yeah, I’ma go into this (ugh)

        Yeah, yeah, this is guerilla (woo)

        Yeah, yeah, I’ma go get the bag

        Yeah, yeah, or I’ma get the pad

        Yeah, yeah, I’m so cold like, yeah (yeah)

        I’m so dope like, yeah (woo)

        We gon’ blow like, yeah (straight up, uh)

  • untakenusername@sh.itjust.works
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    I kinda needed this

    thanks

  • ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com
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    And you? ;)

  • tuckerm@feddit.online
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    Piefed tells you how much time you’ve spent on it at the bottom of the page and I genuinely appreciate it. (Also a great example of something that a profit-driven social media site would never do.)

    • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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      the bottom of the page

      …there’s a bottom?

      scrolls endlessly

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        For some classic internetting, a new Homestar Runner video came out this week that mentions this: https://homestarrunner.com/toons/backtoawebsite. It made me go, “Oh yeah, there did used to be an end of the page!”

  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Nothing changed.

  • CubitOom@infosec.pub
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    Idk…I just learned that USA doesn’t have civil rights anymore…so it wasn’t a complete waste.

    https://lemmy.world/post/28630797

  • FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
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    jokes on you, i just started wasting time on my phone.

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    counterspell: quickly scroll past without dwelling on it

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    deleted by creator

  • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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    I deflect with a spell “i just open the app”

  • PlaneMaker@feddit.org
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    !lemmySilver

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      Thank you for voting. You can vote again in 24 hours. leaderboard

  • vatlark@lemmy.world
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    Take your !lemmySilver

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      Thank you for voting. You can vote again in 24 hours. leaderboard

  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Jokes on you, i came to work before everyone else so now im sitting here getting payed to scroll through your shitposts :D

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