I hate that I can visualize this greentext so easily.
“Ah sweet, a new Miyazaki film!”
Wrong Miyazaki! Go back!
They need to combine forces so Studio Ghibli makes a Dark Souls/Elden Ring movie, and Fromsoft makes a game about Princess Mononoke or something.
Tbh, i’d love a dark souls movie with Jack Black and Nick Cage.
Jack Black as Solaire would work. I can see the jolly cooperation now
And a shaven Adam Sandler as patches. This would truly be an awful film. I’d see it. Not in theaters, certainly. Not even my own streaming subscription. But eventually I’ll be on someone’s couch and exactly drunk enough to dare them to put it on.
This is how I ended up seeing Sonic 3.
Did I enjoy Jim Carrey? Yes, very much so.
Do I want to go back and see Sonic 2, which I completely missed? No.You did it right
You’re on the money, Cageman is who this movie needs
That actually sounds incredible lmao
Was the minecraft movie ai generated
“they ruined it! There aren’t even bonfires in elden ring! In lore theyre called this-games-thing!”
The fact that they show a Dark Souls poster and proceed to describe an Elden ring movie is very funny. Like the producers don’t know the difference.
they’d be proud of the fact that they never played video games, let alone the source material.
look at interviews surrounding halo paramount, “we want to tell our own story in this setting” then proceeds to make garbage that actively disrespects the source.
“We didn’t look at the game. We didn’t talk about the game. We talked about the characters and the world. So I never felt limited by it being a game.”
The quote is amazing.
that’s an even better quote than the one I remembered
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Goddamnit I give up with the formatting
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Backslash, not forward slash.
The sad thing is I can see this getting made.
Sweet baby Jesus I can see this whole thing in my head every time I read it, these previews are so cookie cutter it’s insane
I absolutely hate this, but can’t deny that it’s accurate
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The swamp itself farts with every green bubble that boils and pops on the surface.
“Rock of Ages” was good too
It might be one of the only jukebox musicals I don’t want to kill with a brick, but let’s aim higher
That was unfortunately a Jack Black of a different era. This one abandons his lifelong friend to be as hollywood safe as possible for saying meanie-bobeanie things about trump (as a comedian on a stage that is known for political jokes)
Yup. Most that you can fault it for, is the mechanics later in the game, which try to teach you how to play multiplayer, getting too repetetive.
Because of course the game had PvP battling with music stages as bases.
