I masturbated and peed into a bottle while doing 80mph up the M5 high on acid once.

I’d like to clarify I didn’t cum, pee. I had to stop mid-wank to pee in the bottle cos being high was making it take so long. Also I drank th ebottle of pee afterwards cos well, high.

I wouldn’t recommend drinking dark yellow, fresh pee - no matter how high you are - it doesn’t taste great.