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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 12 days ago

How to help in a crisis

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How to help in a crisis

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 12 days ago
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  • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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    Well, if they’re suffering from shock, I guess giving them a drink is about the only thing there that’s really going to help them by increasing fluid volume, though not by much. Contraindicated because they might need surgery and might choke, though.

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      And good luck telling the cops that the victim got drunk after the crash.

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I had to suppress my laughter in a quiet open office. “Mate” really is a force multiplier here.

    • ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world
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      !youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk

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        Subscribed.

  • deadcatbounce@reddthat.com
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    Also: find the most critically injured person and ask them if they are alright.

  • Jack@slrpnk.net
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    Give them another drink

  • CluckN@lemmy.world
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    Make them play Tetris

  • GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk
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    11 days ago

    On the UK theory test, this question used to have an answer of “offer them a cigarette”.

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    Obviously correct. What did he win ?

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