WWIII be all you can be.

That reminds me, does anyone know where I could get an agonizer repaired for cheap?

First “out” celebrity puppygirl?

I get it. I also scream when forced to handshake.

Delivery car cube.

By Jen Sorensen. She posts them to her personal website. They don’t seem to by syndicated anywhere else.

“Grr, those stupid soldiers, ruining my birthday… ought to send 'em all to Iran, that’ll show 'em…”

Mash Potato

… my life at your command!

Approves:

You know what the MAGAs say: Do your own research!

The comic strip is satire, in response to USA border agents inspecting travelers’ phones and social media when they try to enter the country. And there are in fact cases where foreign nationals were denied entry to the USA on account of their social media posts. Although it has not yet been reported that any foreign tourists have literally been deported to Libya, so yes that part of the comic strip is not literally true.

But then again, neither is Garfield.

Oh man, I can’t wait for the live action remake!

Look out!

problem

Meanwhile, trout mask replicas are always in style!

And good luck telling the cops that the victim got drunk after the crash.

zsh because he could actually figure out how to configure it.

It’s such a bummer when you adopt a new spouse and it turns out they’re not litter trained.