It’s a good cluckin’ day.

Instead of AGI, they’ve invented a time machine that makes technology go backwards.

Hell yeah, I even text people about it so they don’t miss it!

Every medical treatment has to go through my GP, or else my insurance won’t pay for it. If I had the money, I could just pay a therapist on my own, and then pay out of pocket for any meds the prescribe.

“should have been as big as ‘Game of Thrones’”

So it was like a violent porno, but in space?! /s

Oh yeah? Well take a look at these Elder Scrolls over here.

Wait no, not literally! 😵‍💫 🔥

Ah ha, I think you’ve cracked it! Thanks for doing all the research!

It’s a real bij-for-all in here!

Soulsucker takes a long time to proc, the guide I saw says you have to knock him off his feet to have enough time to pull it off. (Never tried it myself though, and my PS3 is not accessible at the moment.)

That’s galactic capitalism for you: the powerful get powerful-er.

Me: “Can I get a referral to a therapist?”

GP: “Uh huh… so, I’m going to need you to take a drug test.”

Let’s face it, Jedi philosophy is a complete mess.

Sauron: bad singer, worse poet.

I’m sorry… you are not the protagonist.

What a relief, I don’t have to go on that doomed quest for vengeance after all.

Happy bean day.

Captain Jean Luc Bricard approves!

I could sure go for a large screwdriver myself. 🍸

If I were Paris and Janeway I’d be mad about being “healed” tbh.

Jazz lettuce erasure!