…to be Canadian right now.

  • insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe
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    Nah, it’s more like very slow organ failure. Though instead of pain in a hospital bed, you’re just seeing headlines about parts of your brain being phased out, your immune system used to destroy microbiomes while nutrients are openly sent to cancerous tumors. Glasses smashed, ACL re-torn on-purpose after a successful surgery and 2/3rds of physical therapy already done.

    Also for something more comical… imagine Trump as Zim in Operation Impending Doom 1.

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    Tallest Red: “The signing is over, Zim”

    Zim: “But you can’t have an invasion without me! I was in operation impending doom 1! Don’t you remember?”

    Tallest Purple: “Oh yes, we remember…”

    <Flashback of giant mech destroying Irken city, panning into Zim at the helm laughing maniacally>

    Mech operator 1: “But sir, we’re… still on our own planet!”

    Zim: "Silence! Twist those knobs, twist those knobs! You! Pull some levers. Pull some levers!

    <Zim manically laughs as destruction continues until flashback ends, cutting to Zim smiling awkwardly>

    Zim: “I put the fires out.”

    Tallest Red: “You made them worse!

    Zim: “Wooorse? …or better?”

    <both Tallest groan>