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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 months ago

"Why does everything I touch die?"

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"Why does everything I touch die?"

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Kindness is Punk@lemmy.ca
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    Get yourself a nerve plant (put it in indirect Sun) so it can be a big drama queen about when you need to water your plants it’s the only way to have them with ADHD

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      A nerve plant? Well I’m googling now because my nerd ass immediately went “A… parasite? That you plant in your nerves?”

      • nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org
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        It’s a simbiote if it’s helping ypu keep your air scrubbers online.

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    Espresso machine: dies

  • ogeist@lemmy.world
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    Good, because I want you to flower motherfucker… and your flower trigger is drought.

    • fascicle@leminal.space
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      It screams in flower power

  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today
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    I just killed the fuck out of two of my plants and now I see this. Well, at least my coffee is good.

    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Ya’ll should get a cactus.
      Pretty hard to kill even that.

      • Gerard's Guitar
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        My best friend managed to kill her cactus by overwatering it lol

        • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Well…
          I was under the impression that most here forget the watering.

          Being loved to death is another way to go.

      • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today
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        These are pretty sturdy, for sure.

        One plant I killed was a mamey sapote, and another a blood orange. Both were plants that I grew from fruit that I ate. It was a bummer since I’d had both for over a year.

  • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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    Oh, shit. This is a good reminder.

  • Coopr8@kbin.earth
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    thanks for reminding meto water my plant!

  • affiliate@lemmy.world
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    you know, i’m somewhat of an espresso machine myself

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