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Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago

I'm Judging This Book by Its Cover 10/10

sh.itjust.works

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I'm Judging This Book by Its Cover 10/10

sh.itjust.works

Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago
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  • insufferableninja@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    … she is also wearing a suit?

    • 2ndSkin@sh.itjust.works
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      …there’s a good possibility she’s dicklesss.

      • Ricky Rigatoni
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        What happened to her dick?

        • Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          Lost in trans, it was…

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          Punched right off

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          My wife prefers that you call me Richard.

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            Your wife doesn’t like dick?

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    Why would you dickpunch grieving folks at a funeral?

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