Oh, look. Another once-in-a-lifetime disaster event. Aren’t we lucky…
Good news everyone! Lifetimes will automatically be adjusted to ensure these events will remain “once in a lifetime”.
Who’s lifetime have we measuring this off of? Because it seems like we keep picking short-lived people. Maybe they are being killed by these disasters, which create somewhat of a paradox.
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I came here to say exactly this.
I was thinking “You mean yearly drought, right? It is now.”
Gotta say this one is not in my bingo cards
Can’t wait to read this headline twice a year for the rest if my life.
Then we get to wait for the real once in a lifetime event.
Which is extinction.
Maybe, just maybe, Brazil shouldn’t keep chopping down rainforest to extract iron/oil and grow soybean/chicken/cow? Brazil needs to rapidly industrialized their economy because resource exploitation is clearly unsustainable.
Recently, Chinese companies have started to rapidly expand their Brazilian manufacturing footprint, but it’s not enough.
expand their Brazilian manufacturing footprint
Wouldn’t the low cost raw material extracted from the forests be a factor responsible for this?
Jungle wood sucks
Someone get the check list.
Bingo card would be better.
