I’m disappointed that they never (to my knowledge) tried to justify the purchase by saying they needed a castle to build a fortified base that would be safe against marauders in the event of civilizational collapse. The return on investment for keeping a catastrophic failure from becoming an existential one is (handwave, handwave) at least 10^69.
“We need a castle for Isaac Asimov’s Foundation Beyond Thunderdome” would, at least, be on brand.
@blakestacey More fool them. Wytham Abbey’s basically just a big house, not fortified at all, and it’s close enough to the centre of Oxford that they’ll be easily overrun by the first wave of pitchfork-wielding mathematicians who decide they’ve finally had it with their faux-intellectual bullshit.
I’m disappointed that they never (to my knowledge) tried to justify the purchase by saying they needed a castle to build a fortified base that would be safe against marauders in the event of civilizational collapse. The return on investment for keeping a catastrophic failure from becoming an existential one is (handwave, handwave) at least 10^69.
“We need a castle for Isaac Asimov’s Foundation Beyond Thunderdome” would, at least, be on brand.
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yep, it’s hellishly costly to heat them. and you can’t even double it up with your crypto or nft grifts because those are noisy! sad :<
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on the other hand, if you count a moat as part of its castle, lighthouses are by far the largest castles in the world
@blakestacey More fool them. Wytham Abbey’s basically just a big house, not fortified at all, and it’s close enough to the centre of Oxford that they’ll be easily overrun by the first wave of pitchfork-wielding mathematicians who decide they’ve finally had it with their faux-intellectual bullshit.