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Cake day: June 27th, 2023

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  • For some reason, the news of Red Lobsterā€™s bankruptcy seems like a long time ago. I would have sworn that I read this story about it before the solar eclipse.

    Of course, the actual reasons Red Lobster is circling the drain are more complicated than a runaway shrimp promotion. Business Insiderā€™s Emily Stewart explained the long pattern of bad financial decisions that spelled doom for the restaurantā€”the worst of all being the divestment of Red Lobsterā€™s property holdings in order to rent them back on punitive leases, adding massive overhead. (As Ray Kroc knows, youā€™re in the real estate business!) But after talking to many Red Lobster employees over the past monthā€”some of whom were laid off without any notice last weekā€”what I can say with confidence is that the Endless Shrimp deal was hell on earth for the servers, cooks, and bussers whoā€™ve been keeping Red Lobster afloat. They told me the deal was a fitting capstone to an iconic if deeply mediocre chain thatā€™s been drifting out to sea for some time. [ā€¦] ā€œYou had groups coming in expecting to feed their whole family with one order of endless shrimp,ā€ Josie said. ā€œI would get screamed at.ā€ She already had her share of Cheddar Bay Biscuit battle stories, but the shrimp was something else: ā€œIt tops any customer service experience Iā€™ve had. Some people are just a different type of stupid, and they all wander into Red Lobster.ā€


  • Yeah, Krugman appearing on the roster surprised me too. While I havenā€™t pored over everything heā€™s blogged and microblogged, he hasnā€™t sent up red flags that I recall. E.g., here he is in 2009:

    Oh, Kay. Greg Mankiw looks at a graph showing that children of high-income families do better on tests, and suggests that itā€™s largely about inherited talent: smart people make lots of money, and also have smart kids.

    But, you know, thereā€™s lots of evidence that thereā€™s more to it than that. For example: students with low test scores from high-income families are slightly more likely to finish college than students with high test scores from low-income families.

    Itā€™s comforting to think that we live in a meritocracy. But we donā€™t.

    And in 2014:

    There are many negative things you can say about Paul Ryan, chairman of the House Budget Committee and the G.O.P.ā€™s de facto intellectual leader. But you have to admit that heā€™s a very articulate guy, an expert at sounding as if he knows what heā€™s talking about.

    So itā€™s comical, in a way, to see [Paul] Ryan trying to explain away some recent remarks in which he attributed persistent poverty to a ā€œculture, in our inner cities in particular, of men not working and just generations of men not even thinking about working.ā€ He was, he says, simply being ā€œinarticulate.ā€ How could anyone suggest that it was a racial dog-whistle? Why, he even cited the work of serious scholars ā€” people like Charles Murray, most famous for arguing that blacks are genetically inferior to whites. Oh, wait.

    I suppose itā€™s possible that he was invited to an e-mail list in the late '90s and never bothered to unsubscribe, or something like that.





  • The New Yorker gamely tries to find some merit, any at all in the writings of Dimes Square darling Honor Levy. For example:

    In the story ā€œLittle Lock,ā€ which portrays the emotional toll of having to always make these calculations, the narrator introduces herself as a ā€œbratā€ and confesses that she canā€™t resist spilling her secrets, which she defines as ā€œmy most shameful thoughts,ā€ and also as ā€œsacred and special.ā€

    Iā€™m really scraping the bottom of the barrel for extremely online ways to express the dull thud of banality here. ā€œSo profound, very wowā€? ā€œYou mean itā€™s all shit? ā€”Always has been.ā€

    She mixes provocation with needy propitiation

    Right-click thesaurus to the rescue!

    But the narratorā€™s shameful thoughts, which are supposed to set her apart, feel painfully ordinary. The story, like many of Levyā€™s stories, is too hermetically sealed in its own self-absorption to understand when it is expressing a universal experience. Elsewhere, the bookā€™s solipsism renders it unintelligible, overly delighted by the music of its own styleā€”the drama of its own specialnessā€”and unable to provide needed context.

    So, itā€™s bad. Are you incapable of admitting when something is just bad?