MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoLife is sillylemmy.worldimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1217arrow-down17
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minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoWhat did the bush say, exactly?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 months ago“TAKE OFF YOUR SANDALS. THIS IS SACRED GROUND.”
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·3 months ago“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” August 2004.
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-23 months ago“Please help me.” HOLY FUCK A TALKING BUSH “Listen, I just got pissed on by a sadistic Labradoodle and it won’t stop staring at me. Don’t panic but it’s right behind you…”
What did the bush say, exactly?
“TAKE OFF YOUR SANDALS. THIS IS SACRED GROUND.”
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
August 2004.
“Please help me.”
HOLY FUCK A TALKING BUSH
“Listen, I just got pissed on by a sadistic Labradoodle and it won’t stop staring at me. Don’t panic but it’s right behind you…”