I usually set it on the edge of the sink, and pick it back up after I wash my hands.

What an odd question.

I set it down. I can live without it for twenty minutes.

You should never wipe with your phone!

Well you should wash you hands after wiping, before you touch your phone.

I hold it with my feet and keep scrolling with my schlong while I wipe. Then after I wash my hands I continue doing this.

Uhh, do you guys not have pockets?

Where was your phone when you walked into the bathroom, and where does it go when you walk out?

Eh it usually takes a while so I’ll probably get up to eat something. When I think I think I’m done I’ll come back and check if it’s finished. I wrap everything up and get ready to either sell it or give to a family or friend.

Edge of the bath.

Business as usual.