I think:
- good stapler
- goos 3-hole punch
- zippered binders
- highlighters
- candles
- tea set
- mini zen sand garden sandbox
- newtons cradle
- electric kettle
- Paper shredder
- adjustable phone stand
- phone dock with qi charging and bluetooth audio and usb ports to charge hub
- portable speaker/sound system
- everything cordless
- external hard drive loaded with shows and music and tools


Noise cancelling Headphones, to drown out the clacking of the newtons cradle.
And the asshole holepunching and stapling non-stop :D
Yes!