Everyone chooses the choccy flavoured poo, until they become sick from eating poo.

Shit might already taste like chocolate for all I know.

I’ll take the first option, I prefer to know that I didn’t eat shit. Then I’d say “this tastes like shit” and never eat chocolate again.

I’ll take the latter… I’m not a coprophiliac so it won’t affect me in any way whatsoever.

I’ll have the chocolate stout