According to Europeans, American chocolate already tastes like vomit, so… I guess I’m going for the chocolate that tastes like shit?

Everyone chooses the choccy flavoured poo, until they become sick from eating poo.

Shit might already taste like chocolate for all I know.

I’ll take the first option, I prefer to know that I didn’t eat shit. Then I’d say “this tastes like shit” and never eat chocolate again.

I’ll have the chocolate stout

I’ll take the latter… I’m not a coprophiliac so it won’t affect me in any way whatsoever.