When did trees start making memes? Did some root network grab onto an internet line?
idk. i’ll check the logs.
Whatever it may be, I think they won’t leave
Let me know if you find some data that has a ring to it
Must have got root access
not quite sure,
i always thought, it was more of a grassroots movementit’s the mycelium actually
Woodn’t you like to know?
It started as a grassroot movement
Imagine wasting groundwater all winter.
- deciduous gang
“HEY. FUCK YOU.” -Coniferous gang
Conifer deez nuts
imagine being the same boring green all year
this comment was paid by the deciduous gang
Now why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here!
Virgin deciduous vs. Chad coniferous
This is the ideal make photosynthesis. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Why not both?
- message sponsored by larch
Trans trees are trees.
Now I feel the desire to watch some education videos on the larch
Evergreen never change their underwear
Ahahah😂. I dunno why this shit is cracking me tf up😂
Cries in Tamarack.
It’s the shorter day, akshually
How treecist. 😅
Moved to a cold climate after years in a desert
Me: why do the evergreens not lose there leaves?
My wife: EVER… GREEN. Ffs they’re coniferous
Sometimes I amaze myself with my own genius
Ah I see your confusion, Evergreen’s get stuck in canals, coniferous are the ones that get stuck with their leafs.
“Bitch, am I invisible?!”
- The Larch
I think “imagine” could take the top spot from “well ackshually…” as the cringiest way to start a sentence.
