trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · edit-23 months ago“Am I invading Venezuela for oil or to distract from Epstein?” Trump asks coatrackwww.thebeaverton.comexternal-linkmessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up1250arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1249arrow-down1external-link“Am I invading Venezuela for oil or to distract from Epstein?” Trump asks coatrackwww.thebeaverton.comtrashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · edit-23 months agomessage-square7linkfedilinkfile-text
Back at Mar-A-Lago, President Trump was once again seen asking a small palm tree if he should bomb Winnipeg.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months ago“The best actions accomplish more than one goal,” said the palm tree, which was actually a very confusing moment because it responded in Russian from a hidden speaker.
“The best actions accomplish more than one goal,” said the palm tree, which was actually a very confusing moment because it responded in Russian from a hidden speaker.