“They’ll stop if I do profit sharing and pay people fairly, right?”

WRONG, IDIOT

Not on a Superman or Wonder Woman level but I think you could make a strong argument that Wish fixes (or breaks) everything by itself.

If you “think” enough about it everything but living in cave fucking a rock is unsustainable and a result of you being too dumb to do everything yourself.

Bet you lazy bastards don’t even sew your own leathers. You’d rather “trade your surplus income for goods and services.”

Goddamn millennials.

That’s very big of you, but I’m just going to blame her twice as hard.

Conservatives are genuinely stuck in 1789… On the side of the absolute monarchs of genocide based empires.

He shows this exact picture in the video as his inspiration

It’s free fiber!

Yeah, they should know damn well we are in fact communists that want to destroy America

Implies they released the nothingburger information to distract red hatted morons.

Oh, they can try.

If you assume the entire stock market won’t collapse. Half those companies aren’t just inbred, they’re codependent.

Sam Reich, capitalist, getting nervous at all the anti-capitalist rhetoric without having an official guillotine-proof card 👀

All popular conspiracy theories lead back to anti-semitism, except for the ones that are true about the CIA

Huh, I never thought about the Olsens having a teenage phase with braces and everything.

Doesn’t matter, Republicans are Republicans because they like the taste of boot.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homage_to_Catalonia

I’m qualified, our brains would immediately stop functioning and that does tend to relieve anxiety.

Then your cells would die and plants wouldn’t exist

It’s never the real god, just a physical avatar. There’s still a lot of Batman vs Superman narrative horseshit in the idea though

“Oh you surprised the guy who moves faster than most speedsters and can hear and see everything around him. Sure, okay, then he leaves and throws an asteroid he found within half a second from orbit before you’re done blinking”

DnD avatars don’t really scale that hard but neither do PCs so all of those fights revolve around the avatar being stupid or using a McGuffin

Okay you still die