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lumpenproletariat@quokk.auM to People Mastodon@quokk.auEnglish · 3 months ago

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lumpenproletariat@quokk.auM to People Mastodon@quokk.auEnglish · 3 months ago
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    To be fair, I don’t think the meme question ever specified what kind of bear they’re going to meet in the woods. I know my answer would change drastically based on the type of bear.

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      Bear Black Fight Back

      Bear Brown Get Down

      Bear White Goodnight

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          Do you want me to append each one with the word “Bear”?

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              K, I made the edit, hows it look now?

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        Are there any bears that will be successfully thrown off by a decoy snausage or chihuahua

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          I’ve never seen a polar bear around when there’s a chihuahua. They know better than to come close.

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          Can you run faster than a Chihuahua? As the saying goes, you don’t have to be able to outrun a bear, you only have to be able to outrun whoever else is with you. But Chihuahuas are faster than you think.

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      I’ve seen the questions and wondered “between a man and a hairy man?”

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