I loved Yorkies as a child, but since Nestlé bought out Rowntree’s they’ve been off the menu for me. Rowntree’s made all the best chocolate, but f*** Nestlé.

www.f***nestle.art

That’s pretty dumb. We love our York - full of personality and fun because of their small size. We also have a German shepherd.

And here I’m like “Wow, what’s your partner got against dogs?”

I didn’t even realise Yorkies still existed. Not that that changes anything, I still refuse to eat sexist mediocre chocolate.

Not for girls!