You have just won. Your bull*hit woke ideology just won Best Picture. Here’s why it matters.
Nobody is going to start a revolution. Nobody, it’s such a false notion devoid of any actual relationship to reality, that this film is mere comic book fantasy.
It features a man who is turned on by being threatened by a woman. Hold on. It’s not just a woman, but a black woman. That means white men are habitually designed to become attracted to violent females. That’s the rub. Maybe it’s true for some men, but most of us find it disgusting and repugnant. So dwell on that.
Secondly, and most obviously, nobody is trying to fight a revolution. Even the most revolutionary spirits are totally attached to the system that provides them with everything they need and want.
It’s based on a Pynchon novel that was inspired by events that occurred in the 1970’s. It got updated into present times because it serves some kind of fantasy that exists in the zeitgeist, and a lot of younger people imagine themselves to be, like, in the French Revolution or something. It’s absurd, and only irrational people actually think like this.
The reason why its protagonist is a beaten-down deadbeat is because that’s what happened. There’s no revolution, we’re all just cogs in a machine, and nothing matters.
The story says, no! The revolution is ongoing.
We used to watch films about organized crime. Because that was rational. There was/is organized crime, and nefarious people are doing unfortunate things.
This idea that a middle class pretty girl is going to one-up a deep cabal of white supremacists intent on controlling the world…
Look, every time you click your ‘buy’ button, there’s this soft, unintentional, misleading, ordinary guy who sits behind a desk and collects your money.
It’s not that complicated. And you participate. And this kind of garbage, like we’ll rise up and take over, it’s sadly untrue.
We just elected a film to represent our culture that is not only worked-over garbage that has nothing to do with reality, but also bolsters our collective commitment to being class-slaves without recourse who take up digital junk everyday and pretend we are heroes.
Because a pretty girl says so.
This is your brain on right wing bullshit lol
I often forget that people use “woke” unironically
Let’s do rightwing bullshit. Since we’re there. You get your garbage taken away every week, on time, almost exactly the same time, and you don’t have to think about it.
Go to Russia. Bridges fall down, everyone lives in the wake of a left-wing fantasy, and nobody is kind unless you have something to offer them.
Now let’s do a revolution so some psychopath can take over and destroy all common decency.
Do you think Trump is right-wing? That’s laughable. He’s too funny to be right-wing, and has too many unclear goals.
Right-wing people have their faults, for sure, but one of them is not immodesty and laziness. It’s not people who can barely keep their pants up, or have them so tight they appear to be glued on.
Right wing people are the laziest, most entitled cunts I deal with. And they bitch, whine and make up stories about themselves, and about the people they want to blame for their shitty decisions.
Like you just did in that ‘dickheads storytime’ you call a reply. Go away, no one wants, needs or even likes you. Fucking tory bootlicker nonsense, pathetic. Disengage.
One comes from the US where rightwing people strap on boots everyday and do the hardest tasks.
Truly praying for the most fallen, ridiculous, and unforgiven country the world has right now.
UK? It’s like saying ‘dogfood’. It means nothing. It’s sad and interesting to watch. The people who gave us the English language obviously have no ability to use it.
Conversely, rightwing people in the US are lazy in mental perspective. They simplify the most complex issues into easily identifiable patterns which are illusionary.
But one understand why. Because they do the hardest jobs, and create social stability, with their grit and determination. Higher level observations simply don’t help them get the job done.
Clown shoes
Anybody from the UK saying ‘clown shoes’ is an example of why it’s funny.
Pot call kettle black, basically.
Your whole culture is clown shoes. You can’t even speak your own language without a speech impediment.
I smell cope lol :D
Also you are working on an incorrect assumption, neckbeard.
That’s funny. One has never taken a razor to their face in their whole life. So good call.
We use a clippers or a scissors.
If you would like to explain this incorrect assumption, that would be more helpful. But you can’t actually muster the words, you just seethe anger and calumny.
Which is why you take the time to shave. Because you have nothing else to do or say.
Damn you really just sold me on this movie. What’s it called?
Maybe Inherent Vice (2014)?

