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Alright alright alright
Can’t hear this without immediately thinking of the Drifter from destiny.
“Mark my words. One day I will find the courage to eat a whole Scorn.”
This is one benefit my wife offers.
I don’t like pickles, but some sandwiches are just not the same without them. So I’d rather pick them off than have them left off. I still get some of the taste but just enough and not too much.
Your wife is a keeper.
I find it so weird that I can not stand cucumbers, but if you leave them in some salty water and vinegar for a while then they become one of the best foods on the planet.
To be fair, salt does wonders for a lot of things. So it makes sense that vinegar does, too.
I feel so damn guilty throwing it out when you are not around. Sometimes I come home and apologize to my cucumbers.
this is me =P. I can see it’s just sitting there all sad and lonely and it looks very crunchy. and please can i have it, thank you.
Not before marriage
I love pickles so much I’m trying to can my own!
Your never getting my pickle
*yore
A hero








