You don’t report violation of physics to cops, you report it to physician!

But you might need to report him to the wizard’s council for unauthorized use of a magic feather.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Dumbo should be able to fly. Its ears are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. Dumbo, of course, flies anyway. Because Dumbo doesn’t care what you think is impossible.

And doing it in plane sight too!

Removed by mod

He’s not black enough apparently