i mean, having a couch on the porch is really nice. it’s just getting one that can stand the elements, or having one that can’t be covered, or blah blah. don’t knock lawn couch til you’ve tried lawn couch. i mean it’s still not as comfortable (or nasty) as fuck couch, but it’s still pretty nice.
i have a rescued, rehomed, and quadruple steamed fuck couch and oh dear gods it is hard to stay awake on that thing. it’s like a cushion roofie.
I mean I was exploring/looting a town with the band looking for a good spot for a photoshoot and a dude in the band found a very public fuck conch in top of a hill. Dude who found it was the only person willing to touch it because bedbugs.
The White Trash House. The MMA arena is the equivalent of having a couch on the lawn.
i mean, having a couch on the porch is really nice. it’s just getting one that can stand the elements, or having one that can’t be covered, or blah blah. don’t knock lawn couch til you’ve tried lawn couch. i mean it’s still not as comfortable (or nasty) as fuck couch, but it’s still pretty nice.
i have a rescued, rehomed, and quadruple steamed fuck couch and oh dear gods it is hard to stay awake on that thing. it’s like a cushion roofie.
It’s a couch with cigarette burns and cockroaches between the cushions
*Bedbugs
I mean I was exploring/looting a town with the band looking for a good spot for a photoshoot and a dude in the band found a very public fuck conch in top of a hill. Dude who found it was the only person willing to touch it because bedbugs.
more like having the OG dr.phil’s guest bum fight on your lawn.