I never buy blended fabrics. I didn’t take much else from the bible except for the rule on blended fabrics, and the verse about a bear that mauled 42 boys for mocking a bald guy. These are the only lessons I live by.
That section is weird cross between fetish erotica and hate porn:
"That faithless country is like a woman that… does depraved things. Things like, uh, what’s the most depraved I can come up with? IDK, donkey dick? I’m sure really lusty women like donkey dick. So this faithless woman just really, really enjoys donkey dick. And jizz, loads of jizz. Love that- I mean, she loves that. Not me. I’m severely disgusted by the vivid image of her just going to town on that big, nice-
Shit, gotta rewrite the page. Maybe keep it less graphic so I can actually finish writing it. Anyway, yeah, such a dirty woman.
I never buy blended fabrics. I didn’t take much else from the bible except for the rule on blended fabrics, and the verse about a bear that mauled 42 boys for mocking a bald guy. These are the only lessons I live by.
Ezekiel 23:20 is my daily affirmation
Lol. TIL there’s a bible verse about horse jizz.
That section is weird cross between fetish erotica and hate porn:
"That faithless country is like a woman that… does depraved things. Things like, uh, what’s the most depraved I can come up with? IDK, donkey dick? I’m sure really lusty women like donkey dick. So this faithless woman just really, really enjoys donkey dick. And jizz, loads of jizz. Love that- I mean, she loves that. Not me. I’m severely disgusted by the vivid image of her just going to town on that big, nice-
Shit, gotta rewrite the page. Maybe keep it less graphic so I can actually finish writing it. Anyway, yeah, such a dirty woman.
What was I writing about anyway?"
At least I know why they’re anti-gay now.
A radical new take on religion, I dig it.