Older than my teeth, younger than my tongue
“I’m so old, in history class I just wrote down what I was doing”
“I’m so old, my social security number is 1”
“I’m so old, when I piss, sand comes out”
“I’m so old, both the Democrats and the Republicans have asked me to run in 2028”
Can you lie?
It’s good to see that the lemmy c/funny is following the classic r/funny formula by being exclusively not funny
I didn’t find this joke funny. Should I
A) do nothing and move on with my day B) downvote the post for not being relevant C) insult the poster for wasting my time D) let the world know that me not finding this funny means it isn’t funny, since I am the true arbiter of humor
You have chosen C and D. Ooo, sorry, that’s the wrong answer. Now you get sent to the shadow realm. Have fun getting your balls removed with Hitler
New bottom surgery just dropped
