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Please help. Help me.

They’re coming after me.

They put a letter through earlier, exactly at 12:33am. They’re telling me to… dd… eeeee… lee… teee. I’m shaking.

They’re telling me that they’ll ermmm go after me if I don’t stop posting…

The ninjas are scaring me…

I’ve seen them lurking in the shadows for days…

I’m holding on out…

Happy April Fools, didn’t have anything planned and I wanted to act as if the infamous Nintendo ninjas were after me… I think I did a pretty awful job.

@splatoon@lemmy.world