I was talking to a workmate today about how much I love quiche. And I remembered the saying “Real men don’t eat quiche”. And back when I was in denial, before I could come out to anyone, I remember smiling from ear to ear as I would tell people I love quiche, and I guess that means I’m not a real man.
No one else had a clue what I was getting at, but I thought I was funny
What were yours if you had something similar?
At a car show, at the booth to pick up my free T-Shirt, I was asked “what car are you?” and I responded “I identify as a Ford Focus”. I get that might sound a bit offensive because of the “one joke” thing but I thought it was a funny response, and I didn’t mean it in an offensive way. That was before my egg cracked anyhow, and the person at the booth got a kick out of it.