Isn’t that the case for most, if not all birds? And for humans too, while we’re at it.
Edt: Whoops, I read “eggs” instead of “eyes”.
Humans? Eggs?
Well, newborns in the case of mammals.
Isn’t this one of the main facts about ostriches?
If a hobbit and an elf had a baby.
Believe it or not, I had a girl read me that fanfic in 2003. It didn’t turn me on, so she lost interest in me. True story.
[off topic]
Reminds me of an Onion Editorial written by an Angry 12 Year Old Boy. The Boy had to wait until he was 12 to find out about Bruce Lee.
TIL
References to Gayle will always make me happy.
TIL about Gayle. I always thought this was a gay photoshop of Elijah Wood…
Someone did tell them, unless they started butchering and dissecting ostriches themselves. By the time you find yourself in this position… you already know. 🙃
