This makes zero sense.

Jesus is estimated to have been born between 6 BCE to 4 BCE and estimated to have died in either 30 CE or 33 CE.

So the first Good Friday would have been in 30 CE or 33 CE.

The last Holy Thursday BCE technically doesn’t exist because it wouldn’t be a thing until at least 30 years later.

Moreover, the last Thursday BCE would be in December of 1 BCE when Jesus was a child because the switch from BCE to CE happened when the year switched.

It’s almost like none of this is actually all that well thought out and he’s just running his mouth.

where is his head hair?

I shit you not, his head hair comes from a spray can

“I can take a screenshot of a female character and have AI put some uncanny valley style huge gazonkers on her. Surely these skills can serve as a 1:1 replacement for the entire character design, modeling, and animation teams for this AAA video game.”

The Nazis wanted to force all Jews out of the country. Turns out there’s a lot of insurmountable financial and bureaucratic hurdles associated with housing and deporting several million people all at once.

Make no mistake, these conservative ghouls are fully aware that it is not feasible to do the same thing with 10x as many people and they’ll eventually need to come up with a more… “Final solution” to the problem they’re creating.

You mean essential oils?

If a child uses your computer, you are required by § 1798.501(a)(1) to provide “an accessible interface at account setup” that collects their age. The adduser command does not ask for your age. We recommend not thinking about this.

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Remember, Elon Musk was in America on a student visa but working for his brother’s company instead of attending school. That’s visa fraud, which you’re required to disclose on any subsequent visa or citizenship applications. He didn’t, so he’s also guilty of immigration fraud.

Anyone who runs on seizing his assets and locking that illegal immigrant in a detention facility gets my vote

Maybe liberation office, or just LibreOffice for short.

Claims to be pro life

I think I’m gonna take your word for it. I don’t need that kinda energy this early in the morning.

But most importantly, if he lost a ton of weight those time travel episodes would be tough to track!

Meanwhile Huell Babineaux is slim and trim in Better Call Saul, massive in Breaking Bad, then back to slim and trim in the Better Call Saul scenes that take place after Breaking Bad.

Different kind of dessert.

So ice cream or maybe something more cake-like?

Valve is also a privately owned company. They don’t need to make more money this quarter vs last quarter to keep shareholders happy, they can just be happy that they’re making a lot of money. That requirement to always become more profitable than before leads companies to enshitify products with anti-consumer “features” and cut costs (ie layoffs).

The kind that watches right wing propaganda 24/7 and is convinced that if billionaires can just make it to trillionaire status and we stop spending a few million on starving kids, we’ll unlock some fanciful utopia of everyone being rich by virtue of working hard.

Keep in mind, Nixon had a 24% approval before resigning, this was before Fox news was even created to run propaganda for conservatives. Even without fox, roughly a quarter of the country will just never change their mind.

It’s free, but I might start including ads in my hallucinations soon

Are you saying money didn’t exist until 1776?

You don’t need to have prime to buy stuff on Amazon.