“On the roof, it’s peaceful as can be, and there the world below don’t bother me…”

It’ll be less than a ton by the time they make it back to shore.

Bold of you to assume that it’s only when I’m peeing.

If only there were some way to prevent this…

Whenever I see “Florida man…” I think it can’t be any worse than the last one, and every time I’m proven wrong.

“The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent.”

Every time I open the fridge and see Sweet Baby Ray’s I have to fight the urge not to squirt some directly into my mouth. Does that count?

If she’d been with Larry David she would have at least had some edible underwear for sustenance.

“ I was misdirected cause the interchange never intersected leaving me marooned beneath a bloodshot moon.”

Took me a second to figure out what you were referring to and then legit lol so thanks!

Meanwhile, I just want to watch that bizarre video of Kim at the volleyball game again. Drugs aren’t necessary with things like that at our disposal.

That’s what they want. Live your life to the fullest just to spite these motherfuckers.

Particularly when you consider that they probably originally found 50 tons!

“Offer expires while you wait.”

But when is Burrito BOWL season?

The scene in the junkyard with the Eric Idle Transformer and Weird Al’s “Dare to be Stupid” is permanently etched in my brain.

“These men are MINE!!”

“…and NO dessert until you eat all your broccoli!!”

I actually had this on my 2024 Bingo Card.

1. Tom Baker - The most “alien” of Doctor’s and also my first growing up, so I’m more than a little biased.

2. Troughton - Whimsical and delightful while still embodying that alien spirit. It’s unfortunate so many of his serials are lost to time.

3. Pertwee - Brought a lot of action to the role as well as a gruff persona which acted as an extension to Hartnell’s.

4. Tennant - Best of the new Who Doctor’s by a wide margin and could arguably surpass Baker as the actor most synonymous with the role.

5. Hartnell - I love his angry old man persona but there’s a lot of whimsy and mischievousness behind it as well.

6. McCoy - I didn’t like him a lot at first but upon revisiting the show I love his mind games and willingness to do whatever it takes to succeed.

7. Capaldi - One of the best actor’s (from an objective standpoint) to tackle the role and I generally appreciated his entire run.

8. Davison - Another great actor that brought a nicely rounded, “human” element to an alien character.

9. Smith - Not as huge a fan of his run as some, but he’s definitely a solid addition to the show’s history and has some solid moments.

10. Eccleston - He was great, but his run was too short to really cement him any higher on this list.

11. Whittaker - She was great, but the writing really let her down.

12. Colin Baker - He was great, but the show had no idea what it wanted to be. His Big Finish stuff is excellent.

13T. Gatwa/McGann - Sample size is too small.