Americans are far too chickenshit to do anything like that.

I love this for Scientology.

Years ago I was outside that location and decided to go in to check it out. The place was a ghost town inside. I was just walking around, picking up books and reading the back. Finally someone came up and talked to me. I said something like “I always walk by this place but don’t know anything about it. Thought I’d pop my head in.”

She was very suspicious of why I was there, wouldn’t answer questions, and basically herded me back out the door. I wasn’t even offered to take their personality test.

… right into my veins.

I was 50% TACO, 50% nukes.

I agree. Canada has been making some solid strategic trade deals without the EU. I don’t know if joining them right now would make us stronger in the long run. I can see some benefits, but it also limits what we can do.

That said, I wouldn’t mind being joined with the Euro. Canada saw benefits from keeping the CAD lower for trades with the US. Now that the US is becoming Gilead and pissing off the world, do we need to keep CAD lower? Does using the Euro help trade deals? I don’t know the answer to those questions.

I think right now Canada should hold position, continue build bridges that bypass the USA, and focus on becoming the EUs BFF. The USAs downfall is happening much quicker then I think people expected, and it’s only going to get worse. I think we’ll look better if we stand our ground on our own feet right now.

Canada and Greenland has sort of become the darlings of the world for giving Trump the finger. We can use that to our advantage.

I never thought I’d ever be siding with Iran, but here we are.

High Speed. I Choo Choo Choose you!

On this very subject, if Charlie were alive today, he’s say “gurgle gurgle”.

That looks rough. I’m not going to lie. But reading ingredients, I have no doubt it tasted pretty good.

We should pin this.

OMG that’s amazing. You are very smart.

Anyway, do you think Trump is itching to use nukes?

I don’t know if I’d call 1945 modern times. They didn’t even have television yet. But, whatever.

How about the first to use nukes in the 21st century?

I think the second is what they had in mind. It’s kind of the same thing France and some other countries released the other day. We won’t help Trump, but we’ll help secure our assets and allies.

Let her think she has it. Feed her false information. See if it leaks. If she leaks it, she fails the test.

Did he give it back? Is there in inquiry? Is he paying for the value out of his own pocket (which is the law for presidential gifts you desire to keep).

Let me know when any of this happens.

Only so much of those 35,000 calories will be converted to fat. The bulk of it will pass though before that happens. Most people wouldn’t even be able to consume that many calories without the body reacting negatively.

All mammals become overweight by consistently eating more calories then they burn. The occasional pigout is pretty much lost in the average if it’s a rare event and the person maintains a healthy diet otherwise. Once a month, no worries. Once every other day, you’ll need new pants.

A nice Canadian just wanted the Americans feel like they were back in school.

This page has a list of where they are. I don’t have one near me or I’d go hold my finger up at it.

https://www.us-passport-service-guide.com/us-consulates-in-canada.html

Let’s get this straight. Trump criticizes the UK and it’s allies all the time. Hits them with every changing tariffs. Says the UK did fuck all on helping the US in previous military actions. Then does an unprovoked attack on Iran, kills a bunch of children, and is upset the UK isn’t on board?

This fucking guy is one of the dumbest fuckers on the planet.

Hey USA. Your grandfather is out in the lawn, naked, pooping in his hand and eating it again. You might want to collect him.

Daylight savings was/is my “whiner” test.

If someone can’t handle DST then they can’t handle the smallest thing in the world - I have no time for them because literally everything else in the world is bigger and more complex so they’re incapable of dealing with anything.

I love this hypocrisy. It’s fantastic.