Cats work for 15 years max. You might live until 100.

Why would a fox eat a strawberry? Give her a mouse!

They are not Americans, so acknowledging the difference between races isn’t a bad thing for them.

He can read. At least enough to not pick just random books.

I AM BOXONATOR 2000. I BROUGHT CARTON DEATH. FEAR ME!

I don’t think that it is a year you think it is.

They aren’t.

Except for Esperanto has adequate rules and English is just a burning dumpster of shit-oil mix.

And create many more other issues. And more serious too.

Read further: I’m sure there is a legal permission to eat your liver somewhere in the pile of the fine font. Nintendo.

I’m getting an inspection of my GI tract this month.

Relax, don’t panic BEFORE they give you a reason to. Maybe it is just some light gastritis or something like that. Totally curable and without much problem. Wait until the doctor says something.

Aren’t most invaders in most situations in most times considered locals “pests”? Very few exceptions.

Kids shouldn’t have power. Kids are stupid and cruel.

I was being infant (correct word? Very-very young child).

Linux users: we cat regularly.

I’m kind of afraid to look it up for myself.

Do it. Nothing scary. Just a bunch of trolls who troll celebrities or important people.

Doctor: It is rather deep philosophy-based tattoo, you’re just illiterate dumbs and can’t read.

White smoke from Sistine Chapel chimney signals election of new pope

Sad. I hoped it mean that they have burned that place down.

I work at a factory. Sleep well since started. 12 hours shifts.

Can you prove that you’re pretending, hmm?