Don’t underestimate my ability to be both

This healthbar in a previous attempt, tho 🤣

YOU are the final boss 🫵!

I am my own greatest challenge and toughest enemy. I have put myself through the ringer, but one day I will defeat myself!

I’ma be honest, as I was making it, I forgot what the theme was and thought it was “the final boss”. But I had already committed to the idea, so here it is in it’s depressing epic glory. Now where did I put my pill planner?

Poe’s Law, in action

But really though. Dresses look fun. If I had a body to pull it off, maybe I’d give it a go.

But I don’t think I could deal with even more social ridicule than I already face lol

What???

I’m totally cis and I think that all the ti… ooohhhh

Lol well, fair enough!

I still aggressively assert that it still benefits humanity to protect each other, even people who don’t know they need it.

But that’s a pretty reasonable response, I have to admit lol

Fair criticism.

The chef was fired, it is unacceptable to skimp on the cheese

Throwing babies in the deep end is how you get a lot of dead babies who would have grown up to be excellent swimmers.

Like, you fail to understand that youre first on the chopping block if we start to push darwinism. You wouldn’t be sacrificing yourself, you’d just be the first to go.

Why is it always the people who most need OSHA who want it removed.

Why is it always the least fit people who want to promote survival of the fittest?

Thank you, thank you 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙌

The only reason to lie is external to the case, but that’s a bold move assuming reason was involved.

I bet he lied for no good reason, making it harder for them to do their job.

Still, to just stand there instead of rushing over to help the person you may have amputated.

He did get absolutely launched tho. Wtf he got pneumatically operated doors or something???

Dude just flung someone to their presumed death and gave zero fucks.

Better go grab something from my car and then just stand here like a totally uninvolved bystander watching something mildly curious

The atmospheric pressure needs to be significantly higher for even pure oxygen to put you at risk of oxygen toxicity. I don’t think this graph is accurate.

I’m coming for that boatussy, fr.

The security deposit is worth it

That shuttle has a BADONK.
Gotta get me some of that shutussy

You got Streisand’ed

No, again.

I didn’t make a stance, I didn’t say they’re not that bad. I asked why everyone immediately shit on them, and then I asked for more information when your examination seemed contradictory in one area.

You keep putting words in my mouth and getting angry at me for them.

You gave me a reasonable explanation at first, and then when I asked for clarification about a part that seemed contradictory to me, I was immediately met with anger, accusations, and a repeated claim that all my questions had been answered.

Someone else actually gave me a pretty decent answer, but then they deleted their reply before I could follow up with them 😢. It was more about posturing than about economics (although when governments posture, economics are always impacted)