Alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush

Why would Joe Biden do this?

This particular one is clearly not ornery.

Did you get the I hate towelie T-shirt?

I mean, he can just have her offed in prison too.

My dude, the reason we had to take our shoes off was this guy

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Reid

He successfully got bombs in his shoes onto a transatlantic flight and was trying to light the fuse with a match. It wouldn’t light because they had gotten wet. Passengers ended up subduing him. There was / is an actual threat there. Imo this is just so they can get some false flag bombings going to expand executive overreach.

Even if it weren’t for the car turning itself off, the car could overheat idling in the heat. Hybrids are not immune from that. I own one and had it happen while idling because my kid was napping and I stayed in the car with him in the driveway of the house. I was in the car, and noticed the AC suddenly got hot. I turned the car off and noticed the pool of coolant under the car. I woke up the kid, and went inside and ordered a radiator (which was a bitch to install btw). It’s incredibly negligent to leave your kids in a running car on a hot day. Also, someone could just come in and steal the running car with the kids in it. I hope they throw the book at her tbh.

Me reading this article:

Huh, California?

Oh, Bakersfield. Say no more

They can come knocking all they want, but you are not legally required as an heir to pay that debt. Surely there are a few exceptions like mortgage payments (if u wanna keep the house), but personal debts like credit cards? Not your problem.

I gave him a dollar

Dafuq is tea? - Murican

100%

You’d be surprised, there’s a few Maga nutsacks in my discord who are mad about it. They are posting anti trump memes like this one. Maybe they are slowly waking up.

Nah, just pasting the text

That’s exactly what I did on the last job I applied to. I used a prompt along the lines of "I’m applying for a job. Here’s the job description paste job description here’s my resume paste resume. Please format it to best fit this job description. It knocked it out of the park, and filled it with all the stupid buzzwords I’d need to get through the application filter. The company is an AI company. If they have a problem with me using AI to make my resume better, they’re missing the point.

I drop that reference all the time and no one ever gets it.

By the same guy who manipulated the election.

Since the last one that is

Mine is really close to one of the ones on least common. 16 year old me dun good I guess.

Eh, half of them are probably iPhone users. I’m boutta be a $40aire baby!