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Wolverine, Batman, Birdman, and Vulture all have to be played by Michael Keaton.
Wolverine cut themselves in half
New Wolverine “I am Batman.”
Original Wolverine “Oh shit…I will have to try again.”
New, new Wolverine “I am the Vulture.”
Original Wolverine “Third time is the charm!”
New, new, new Wolverine “I am Birdman!”
Original Wolverine “Ah fuck this.”
I tried to pet a honey badger. Turns out honey badgers don’t care.