Difference is they can’t afford to act as irrationally as he does. I reckon a meth head with access to billions of dollars and heads of state would be even more out of control than this. Let’s be grateful he’s not a meth head. Yet.

No, that they could do it. I don’t believe them. I need them to prove it. Somehow.

I don’t believe that for a second. I’m gonna need proof.

*Luck not required

It’s bread and circuses.

Always has been.

Are you saying don’t poke the bear?

Anon is a squirrel

Except for the driving part but it’s all relative

That’s the way you do it

The fact that I have seen this being talked about for weeks, and mostly organically is proof that this is actual marketing genius.

Who gives an actual fuck what it is called? Why is this being talked about?

Answer? Because of what I just said.

The really frightening part is that she really is out there somewhere and almost nobody knows where and she could show up at any time. Then out of nowhere…GOOP right on your face.

#Gwinning

Late to the party. We already did all the good drugs.

Less traveled hole makes my wife a dolphin…

Eheh eheh eheh

Or just a paralysis demon

There’s are dozens of us

Yeah but he’s saying he can’t get paid to get laid. Who hires an ugly prostitute?

People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.

Yeah until one of those airgulls comes and swipes it.

No that’s where garbage goes, landgull would be a peacock

Bullshit. I just moved from Oklahoma to California to escape the hell hole that is that backwards ass state and I’m not reincorporating.

Slay because my 10 year uses it for everything. Slayalicious, slaytastic, slayme…

Nag. Just sounds harsh

Bungalow. Should be obvious.

People who shorten food names aren’t doing English any favors…

'za (Pizza), taters, sgetti, nanners, gnosh (im hungry I need some gnosh gnosh)