I put 2 stroke oil in my 4 stroke lawnmower the other day. It was stupid hot out. Temps dropped at least 20 degrees the next day. I didn’t feel stupid I was stupid.

My work is a small factory without AC. Even the owner has complained about the heat. I sweat easily and a lot so my days are spent painting the floor with sweat. Every day feels like I am a wrestler trying to lose weight and make the cut. I can at least count my blessings and take confidence in that my body temperature is too high for any viruses to make camp. Maybe I’ll be patient zero for water bear infection.

The boss told me that if I work hard and sweat out another 10lbs he can buy another corvette. /s

I watched about 5 minutes of it in an electronics store before getting bored. If I’m not mistaken it is Dances with Wolves in space. There’s also a big blue guy who hangs dong.

You want crocodile tears?

Maybe the whole desk disappeared

Niggardly/niggard predates the racist slur by quite a while but it still has gotten people in trouble for using it. It has completely different roots not in racism. It just sounds too similar for anyone to use.

I won’t know if that’s supposed to make me turgid without knowing what your waist looks like. Paint me a picture with words.

I work 5 minutes drive from home. I’ve thought about biking to work but then I’d have nowhere to sleep during my lunch break.

I have a neighborhood friend from growing up who doesn’t drive. He works 1 block away from where he lives. Another friend in my current neighborhood also doesn’t drive. He picked up a second job and just used Uber to get to that one. His usual job is within walking distance from our neighborhood. Both these guys live at home with their parents.

Once the money starts coming in you will spend it on grown up stuff like getting to work. Once you start spending up to 40 hours a week working you’ll find that spending money also requires spending time that you’ve already spent at work.

Whenever I have a little extra cash burning a hole in my pocket I browse Steam for games that might interest me. It’s usually a shit show and feels like a waste of time. Picking up a new game is less exciting when work beats you down and you don’t have the energy to learn how to enjoy it.

You are a young adult. Do everything you can to enjoy your free time before work sinks it’s claws into you. It will happen sooner or later. Having an income is good and all but we are all spending time at the same rate. Rich or poor we all only have 24 hours in a day. One day you’ll look back envoiusly at 19 year you who owned all of those 24 hours every day.

Is the butt with music on it fantastical enough?

Bong in one hand, weed vape in the other, a can of Pepsi on the coffee table, and Suicidal Tendencies on my stereo. ST doesn’t make the most out of my two subwoofers but they compliment the Pepsi quite a lot.

I still feel guilty for bumping a taxi/van making a right turn looking left after I thought they made the turn. Nothing came of it after we exchanged info. I never would do it on purpose though. Why did they do it on purpose?

I guess I should make sure my will makes them play Lesbian Seagull by Engelbert Humperdinck before the show’s over.

The best part of driving a smart car is pulling all the way in to the parking spot so it looks like an empty spot.

The look on her face says somebody just showed her goatse for the first time

He really wants to put away the hero who cracked an egg over his head.

tl;dr

Next time don’t say a wall of text is a short meme

Offer road head

I found one at a gas station once

I’m waiting for temperatures to drop for the feral cat to come by. Cornelius drops by when it gets cold out and makes himself at home. My cats have accepted him. It’s been a few months and I hope he’s doing well. His “owner” hadn’t seen him in months last I checked in.